Dan, Dan...whatever are you thinking? A rear-engined swinish cross-dresser? Not a nice thing to do to a little child.
Seriously, why not just use the proper spelling? It's perfectly good. I've seen "Porsche" used as a girl's name, but always assumed that the parents were ignorant of the proper spelling. IMHO, it smacks of "trailer park".
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