This is so off topic for the name board, but my boyfriend just sent this to me and I thought it would be appreciated by those at BtN with a true sense of humor.
Mahatma Gandh, as you may know, walked about barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail, and with his odd diet he suffered bad breath. This made him... what? (This is so bad it's good)
*ANSWER* A SUPER-CALLUSED FRAGILE MYSTIC HEXED BY HALITOSIS.