BREAKING NEWS: Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers! I repeat: A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked! We're here live with a witness "If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?"Thank you for tuning in folks, at 7:00 we have an exclusive interview with America's top scientists to finally answer the question: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?I'm Tim Barf and this... is channel -1 news