Poll: I just got this text from my girlfriend: “After some introspection, I’ve come to realize that I just don’t like you. In fact, I despise every waking second wasted in your company.” HELP!

Break up with her	33%
Call her mom	4%
Send her a bouquet of roses (she hates roses)	17%
Take her out for a romantic dinner
Wait for her to break up with me
Buy her a gigantic teddy bear
Leave fake dog poop on her pillow	17%
Drive to her house and make a show out of bawling my eyes out on her doorstep
Hug her
Completely ghost her	29%

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