Help me, Rhonda, help, help me, Rhonda ... help me, Rhonda, yeah, get her out of my heart.
Not the world's best lyrics, but fine for singing in the shower. I can't say I'd ever use it; don't really dislike it and wouldn't mind meeting a real one; but it is rather out-there.
Linda is a favourite of mine. I much prefer it to Lindsey and variants, though given enough daughters I'd probably use the more literary Lyndall instead.