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The main themes I get here are Random Common Nouns (Apple, Arrow, Bandit) names of other celebrities (Bowie, Anniston, Bardot) and names they probably never got to use on dogs or cats when younger (Bandit, Domino, Clover, Bluebell).
Bandit is especially bad. What's so great about a bandit? Would Burglar make a nice name? How about Scammer or Fraudster?

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