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in reply to a message by Llewella
Aggie: Gaggy Aggie. Saggy Aggie.
Amandine: A nice way to serve green beans.
Assyria: Not a good idea to start a name with ass.
Brighten: New whitening toothpaste.
Bronte: Brontesaurus.
Camaro: Porntastic.
Caoilinn: I know it's Irish and probably pronounced like Kaylyn, but it looks ridiculous.
Chardonnay: I think this might have been the name of one of the hookers in "Ted" but no, now that I think, it was Sauvignon Blanc. IT's porntastic though.
Christmas: I knew a very nice sheepdog named this. She was born on Xmas day.
Copper: "Come get me, copper!"
Ebba: Ubby dubby talk.
Exodus: I know it's Biblical and yadda yadda yadda, but it's awful. It sounds like a laxative.
Fancy: Be nice to the gentlemen, Fancy, and they'll be nice to you.
Fergie: God awful.
Flower: Flora or Florence would have been so much nicer.
Happy: Not.
Icy: She's a snow queen.
Juneau: No, I don't know.
Kale: And her brothers Collard and Spinach.
Knowledge: I read once about a woman who threw her two sons off a bridge. One of them was named Sincere Understanding, and the other was named Supreme Knowledge. I have a dim view of the mentality of somebody who names their kids Knowledge.
Lei: Lei, Lady, Lei.
Magenta: Rocky Horror references are so lame.
Major: Major dumb.
Mariposa: This is actually very nice.
Nanette: No no, Nanette.
Nouf: Somebody getting hit in the stomach with a Nerf ball.
Pennylane: Idiot.
Porsche: Porntastic.
Reef: Dumb.
Rosary: I bet anything they aren't even Catholic.
Rye: Hope she meets a boy named Ham so we can have Ham on Rye.
Seraphim: Plurals do not make good names.
Shiny: These people should be sterilized and possibly confined for their own protection.
Shy: And her brother Bashful.
Sierraleone: I admit that Sierra Leone is an attractive sound, but that doesn't mean it's a good name.
Snowy: Laundry product.
Stellar: Less than.
Success: Guaranteed to be a failure.
Sunniva: I know people on here like it but it always sounded like a name for a sports car or SUV.
Sunset: Porntastic.
Surrey: Surly.
Sweet: Porn again. We can make our very own studio here.
Thessaly: Cecily got her front teeth knocked out.
Thisbe: By a Frisbee.
Trust: Anti-trust legislation.
Tuba: Tuba toothpaste. The musical instrument everybody makes fun of.
Valor: Because velour was trademarked?
Yves: France is laughing.
Zeppelin: Aka the Blimp.
boys
Albino: Remember in the movie Precious? Precious named her first inbred baby Li'l Mongo because she was a mongoloid.
Anchor: When he cuts a fart it's anchor steam.
Ante: Up Ante! Our very first BTN porn video, twenty years off!
Arch: Please.
Arryn: They really wanted a girl.
Benoit: Ben Wah?
Berlin: Take my breath awaaaay!
Bison: Aka Buffalo.
Bliss: Lame.
Calvary: A cemetery.
Colorado: This is a cowboy's nickname.
Danger: Protect your kids from Danger.
Dreamer: Walks around with his head in the clouds.
Edge: How wannabe.
Elmo: That annoying little red Muppet ruined Sesame Street.
Essex: Eh, sex! Wait till the other kids learn about sex!
Famous: Who the hell's he?
Furious: These parents are on crack.
Gent: He is no gentleman.
Gin: And his sister Tonic.
Hawkeye: Just shut up.
Heinz: 57 varieties?
Icarus: Icky.
Innocent: The prosecutor is not impressed.
Jove: By Jove.
Joyce: Very bad.
Keno: And his brother Blackjack and sister Roulette.
Loch: Scotland is rolling its collective eyes.
Lotus: Very hippie girl.
Machiavelli: I bet everything I own the parents have no idea who Machiavelli even was.
Moon: Always showing his butt.
Obsidian: Another porn name.
Peregrin: So insufferably pompous and spineless.
Poet: This is even worse.
Precious: It's a terrible name even for a girl.
Quill: He's a prick.
Rambo: So self-conscious and stupid.
Reason: Unreasonable.
Red: I don't care what you say, it is not a name. And it serves them right if his hair grows in black after six months.
Remus: Uncle Remus and Brer Rabbit.
Satchel: And his sister Valise.
Saviour: Not likely.
Serenity: Stupid even on a girl. It's a sanitary pad, idiots.
Spartacus: Fartacus.
Subaru: Unlike Camaro or Porsche, this will not make the porn cut.
Sway: Like a drunk.
Temple: And his brother forehead.
Thelonius: I know where it comes from but it's still terrible.
Trillion: I like Bazillion and Kabillion better.
Tripper: And Stumbler.
Vice: No question as to the morals of his parents.
Waldo: Where is he?
Wise: Not.
Wraith: I see dead people.
Amandine: A nice way to serve green beans.
Assyria: Not a good idea to start a name with ass.
Brighten: New whitening toothpaste.
Bronte: Brontesaurus.
Camaro: Porntastic.
Caoilinn: I know it's Irish and probably pronounced like Kaylyn, but it looks ridiculous.
Chardonnay: I think this might have been the name of one of the hookers in "Ted" but no, now that I think, it was Sauvignon Blanc. IT's porntastic though.
Christmas: I knew a very nice sheepdog named this. She was born on Xmas day.
Copper: "Come get me, copper!"
Ebba: Ubby dubby talk.
Exodus: I know it's Biblical and yadda yadda yadda, but it's awful. It sounds like a laxative.
Fancy: Be nice to the gentlemen, Fancy, and they'll be nice to you.
Fergie: God awful.
Flower: Flora or Florence would have been so much nicer.
Happy: Not.
Icy: She's a snow queen.
Juneau: No, I don't know.
Kale: And her brothers Collard and Spinach.
Knowledge: I read once about a woman who threw her two sons off a bridge. One of them was named Sincere Understanding, and the other was named Supreme Knowledge. I have a dim view of the mentality of somebody who names their kids Knowledge.
Lei: Lei, Lady, Lei.
Magenta: Rocky Horror references are so lame.
Major: Major dumb.
Mariposa: This is actually very nice.
Nanette: No no, Nanette.
Nouf: Somebody getting hit in the stomach with a Nerf ball.
Pennylane: Idiot.
Porsche: Porntastic.
Reef: Dumb.
Rosary: I bet anything they aren't even Catholic.
Rye: Hope she meets a boy named Ham so we can have Ham on Rye.
Seraphim: Plurals do not make good names.
Shiny: These people should be sterilized and possibly confined for their own protection.
Shy: And her brother Bashful.
Sierraleone: I admit that Sierra Leone is an attractive sound, but that doesn't mean it's a good name.
Snowy: Laundry product.
Stellar: Less than.
Success: Guaranteed to be a failure.
Sunniva: I know people on here like it but it always sounded like a name for a sports car or SUV.
Sunset: Porntastic.
Surrey: Surly.
Sweet: Porn again. We can make our very own studio here.
Thessaly: Cecily got her front teeth knocked out.
Thisbe: By a Frisbee.
Trust: Anti-trust legislation.
Tuba: Tuba toothpaste. The musical instrument everybody makes fun of.
Valor: Because velour was trademarked?
Yves: France is laughing.
Zeppelin: Aka the Blimp.
boys
Albino: Remember in the movie Precious? Precious named her first inbred baby Li'l Mongo because she was a mongoloid.
Anchor: When he cuts a fart it's anchor steam.
Ante: Up Ante! Our very first BTN porn video, twenty years off!
Arch: Please.
Arryn: They really wanted a girl.
Benoit: Ben Wah?
Berlin: Take my breath awaaaay!
Bison: Aka Buffalo.
Bliss: Lame.
Calvary: A cemetery.
Colorado: This is a cowboy's nickname.
Danger: Protect your kids from Danger.
Dreamer: Walks around with his head in the clouds.
Edge: How wannabe.
Elmo: That annoying little red Muppet ruined Sesame Street.
Essex: Eh, sex! Wait till the other kids learn about sex!
Famous: Who the hell's he?
Furious: These parents are on crack.
Gent: He is no gentleman.
Gin: And his sister Tonic.
Hawkeye: Just shut up.
Heinz: 57 varieties?
Icarus: Icky.
Innocent: The prosecutor is not impressed.
Jove: By Jove.
Joyce: Very bad.
Keno: And his brother Blackjack and sister Roulette.
Loch: Scotland is rolling its collective eyes.
Lotus: Very hippie girl.
Machiavelli: I bet everything I own the parents have no idea who Machiavelli even was.
Moon: Always showing his butt.
Obsidian: Another porn name.
Peregrin: So insufferably pompous and spineless.
Poet: This is even worse.
Precious: It's a terrible name even for a girl.
Quill: He's a prick.
Rambo: So self-conscious and stupid.
Reason: Unreasonable.
Red: I don't care what you say, it is not a name. And it serves them right if his hair grows in black after six months.
Remus: Uncle Remus and Brer Rabbit.
Satchel: And his sister Valise.
Saviour: Not likely.
Serenity: Stupid even on a girl. It's a sanitary pad, idiots.
Spartacus: Fartacus.
Subaru: Unlike Camaro or Porsche, this will not make the porn cut.
Sway: Like a drunk.
Temple: And his brother forehead.
Thelonius: I know where it comes from but it's still terrible.
Trillion: I like Bazillion and Kabillion better.
Tripper: And Stumbler.
Vice: No question as to the morals of his parents.
Waldo: Where is he?
Wise: Not.
Wraith: I see dead people.
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