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Evelyn: One of the old-lady names that suddenly got popular. It's like Lillian that way, but it lacks Lillian's minimal prettiness.
Maya: Pretty. Much nicer than the whiny Mia.
Nadine: Nice, especially as a middle name.
Heather: Very pretty.
Mary: Yawn.
Lux: Nothing sucks like an Electrolux. Can't picture this on a real person.
Geraldine: Ugly.
Alberta: Even uglier.
Mona: One of those pulpy 1950's femme fatale names.
Christa/Krista: Great. I like Krista better.
Felice: Yuck.
Horace: Cold and stiff and pompous.
Percy: Sissy.
Nigel: Stereotypical British stuffed-shirt name.
David: Great, never out of style.
Akira: Only on a Japanese person. And even then it sounds like a sports car.
Hans: How do you make a German jump? Yell, Hans up!
Neville: Nigel's equally pompous brother.
George: Not bad at all.
Oliver: Slithery and wimpy.
Willem: Slurred version of William.
Zeus: I picture Zeus as a huge, hhaggy and goofy dog.

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