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HelpWhat do you think is the worst named city you’ve ever heard?
While I know there are tempting, viable options in PA, I’m still going to say that I think the ugliest town name I’ve ever heard is Bemidji, MN followed by Corpus Christi, TX. Gross!
Yourselves?
Yourselves?
This message was edited 5/14/2025, 11:14 AM
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In England, there's a town called Westward Ho! (named after a 19th-century novel). I actually kind of like it because it's the only town in England to have an exclamation point in its name.
In Québec, there is a village called Saint-Louis-du-Ha!-Ha! (with the exclamation points) and I actually kind of love it.
I mean, I've been through Chunky, Alabama.
Dang, I live in Minnesota and think Bemidji is a cool name. :(
Yeah Bemidji is cute, I don't see what's wrong with it.
I think Bemidji is fun sounding. :)
Plus the place is nice, and the meaning fits it.
Plus the place is nice, and the meaning fits it.
I briefly lived in Paineville ("Pain ville") when I was a teenager. I hated telling people that was my address.
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I kind of like Corpus Christi to be honest. I once stopped in Plainsville, Connecticut, which lived up to its name. I have to say Athol though, my favorite town in Wethtern Mathachutheth!
Greasy, Oklahoma ...
I've got relatives that live there.
There's also a place in Oklahoma called Slapout.
And a little teeny town in Maryland called Girdletree. Which sounds like either a beaver has chewed all the way around the tree and it's about to die and fall down, or else like a store selling old-fashioned underwear for fat ladies.
I've got relatives that live there.
There's also a place in Oklahoma called Slapout.
And a little teeny town in Maryland called Girdletree. Which sounds like either a beaver has chewed all the way around the tree and it's about to die and fall down, or else like a store selling old-fashioned underwear for fat ladies.
Bemidji is super cute as a town name, what are you on about!
The worst name by far is Newport News I would have to say.
Prattville is also not great.
The worst name by far is Newport News I would have to say.
Prattville is also not great.
Bemidji gives me a feeling of total revulsion.
All in North Carolina
Erect
Climax
Hookerton
Big But Trail
Sh*t-Britches Creek, later named Dirty Britches Creek (named after a Native American who soiled his britches and was spotted by early settlers washing himself)
Locust
Toast
Lizard Lick (a passerby saw a bunch of lizards sunning themselves on a wooden fence licking themselves. "Bunch" is the actual term for a group of lizards! Learn something new today)
Bald Head Island
Kill Devil Hills
Whynot (a group of citizens couldn't decide on a name, so someone suggested Whynot. I guess they were all ready to go home!)
Erect
Climax
Hookerton
Big But Trail
Sh*t-Britches Creek, later named Dirty Britches Creek (named after a Native American who soiled his britches and was spotted by early settlers washing himself)
Locust
Toast
Lizard Lick (a passerby saw a bunch of lizards sunning themselves on a wooden fence licking themselves. "Bunch" is the actual term for a group of lizards! Learn something new today)
Bald Head Island
Kill Devil Hills
Whynot (a group of citizens couldn't decide on a name, so someone suggested Whynot. I guess they were all ready to go home!)
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I think Climax is fantastic! Whynot is hilarious, and Toast is kind of cute. The rest... yeah.
Wow! These are some winners!
There’s an Anus in France.
Illinois has a Sandwich and a Normal
I grew up nearby these so they feel "normal" to me lol
I dated a guy from Sandwich, Massachusetts. I took so many pictures of the cars that said "Sandwich Police" on them, it never got old.
I think there are probably a few Sandwich towns out there!
I think there are probably a few Sandwich towns out there!
The worst ones I've heard:
1. Satan's Kingdom, Massachusetts
2. Unalaska, Alaska
3. Okay, Oklahoma
4. Disappointment Island
5. Why, Arizona
6. Kissimmee, Florida
1. Satan's Kingdom, Massachusetts
2. Unalaska, Alaska
3. Okay, Oklahoma
4. Disappointment Island
5. Why, Arizona
6. Kissimmee, Florida
I wonder if Why has similar origins to the Whynot city in the comment above, haha.
Could be!
Satan's Kingdom is incredible, I need to check that out.
Santa Claus, Indiana.
Truth or Consequences, New Mexico.
No Name, Colorado.
Ding Dong, Texas.
Experiment, Georgia.
Satan's Kingdom (why???), Vermont.
Truth or Consequences, New Mexico.
No Name, Colorado.
Ding Dong, Texas.
Experiment, Georgia.
Satan's Kingdom (why???), Vermont.
No Name is the winner.
Dildo, Newfoundland. They've made it work for them, though.
My husband was just telling me he found a town called Accident, in Maryland.
My husband was just telling me he found a town called Accident, in Maryland.
Intercourse PA
There’s also Blueball, PA
Theres also Climax, Virginville, Chinchilla, Hazard, Normalville, and Panic. All in Pennsylvania.