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in reply to a message by Anna
The kind of names you could, ahem, claim as dependents on your income tax (but alas, twas so much easier when SSNs weren't required for minors)... <: (
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The Animal Oracle on Cute Animals
Cruelty to animals = It comes naturally
Sweet little puppies = Pelletise pup, stew it!
Cute baby seals = Yes, club a beast!
Little koala bears = Ask: "Obliterate all?"
Hummingbirds = Bring dish, mum!
Adorable ponies = Poisonable, dear
Playful puppies = Fie! Slay, pulp pup!
Bunny rabbit = Burnt-in baby
Teddy bear = Adder byte
Persian cat = Panic, tears
Adorable little kittens = but killed in a later test
(courtesy of the folks at http://www.voy.com/82253/)
Cruelty to animals = It comes naturally
Sweet little puppies = Pelletise pup, stew it!
Cute baby seals = Yes, club a beast!
Little koala bears = Ask: "Obliterate all?"
Hummingbirds = Bring dish, mum!
Adorable ponies = Poisonable, dear
Playful puppies = Fie! Slay, pulp pup!
Bunny rabbit = Burnt-in baby
Teddy bear = Adder byte
Persian cat = Panic, tears
Adorable little kittens = but killed in a later test
(courtesy of the folks at http://www.voy.com/82253/)
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Oh dear...
Reminds me of those webrings devoted to listing the ways to murder cats...O.o;; (My friend's dad used to have a neighbor who would trap the neighborhood cats in sacks, bury then up to their necks in his lawn, and then run the lawnmower over them...and I'm sure you all needed to know.)
Reminds me of those webrings devoted to listing the ways to murder cats...O.o;; (My friend's dad used to have a neighbor who would trap the neighborhood cats in sacks, bury then up to their necks in his lawn, and then run the lawnmower over them...and I'm sure you all needed to know.)
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I'm ashamed to admit I giggled after reading that!
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