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My first name was Ebony Creampuff. I really don't think so!
Kelli Ann Starr just sounds like some random gal.

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Breezy Love sounds like a sixties pop song. Or air freshener.

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Lotta Valentine sounds like the dorky heroine of a lame cozy mystery series.

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But I did kinda like Giselle Chanel.

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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes!
Steve Martin