Arson

What a way to set a child up for failure! Although it's trying REALLY HARD, it's not a cool name, it's really just a plain dumb name. Why would you name your child after a violent crime? What's next? Hit-and-run? Trespassing? Elder abuse? Food tampering? Are you gonna name your kid Food Tampering? Or maybe Public urination. Public Urination and Public Defecation would be great sibling names, huh?
JUST USE CARSON.

Oh God...another violent boys' name. What is with Americans and giving their sons such violent names?