Bertram

Bertram Winkle is literally the only one who can pull this name off.

An old man's name.

I like this name. It has a nice meaning. Also the nickname Bertie is cute for a toddler, and the name Bertram (or even Bert) is wearable for a male of any age. If he doesn't care for Bert, he can go by Tram and always be answering the question, "Your name is Tram? Like a streetcar? Is your brother named Light Rail?"

Stan Bertram Winkle. But other than that the name is trash.

I can only picture this on an old man.

What a brilliant old English name with an excellent unique meaning I only wish it was in more common usage. Bertie is a great nickname too.

It's a little weird but it's still on my: "I wish people would use it more often because it's secretly awesome" list.

I don't really like this name, but I adore Bertie Wooster, so the character has improved my opinion of the name a little. :)

It's my last name but I like it as a first name too. Well not as a first name but maybe as a middle name. :)

This is a family name. Everyone in my family wants to make sure it doesn't continue as one.