Crawford

I think of the Pokémon Crawdaunt when I hear this name.
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Crawdaunt_(Pok%C3%A9mon)

Too surnamey and it always makes me think of lobsters.

This is way too surname-y to be a first name. I'm surprised it's not back in fashion considering the recent trendiness of surnames as first names (no matter how strange they sound).

This has got to be one of the ugliest names I have ever heard.

Ugh. This name makes me think of Joan Crawford and her abusive parenting.

I hate this name as a first name! Utterly pretentious. And what would the guy be called? Craw? Ford? Ugh! Besides, after seeing Mommie Dearest, I've begun to asociate the name with that monstrous woman Joan Crawford. If the movie really is based on real events, we can conclude that the woman was plain creepy.