Gerasimos

You know what? Name your kid this if you want. Haters gonna hate, but don't give them the satisfaction of stomping your name-related dreams to the ground. Gerasimos may be a mouthful, but personally, I think it's neat. It has a kind of "wise old bearded guy OF POWER" feel to it, as if the presence of a Gerasimos should be accompanied by all manner of ominous chanting. This may hamper your future child's use of the library, however.