Alfred: Weak and nerdy. Bevan: Never saw the appeal. Chaplin: Not a first name. Derby: A hat. Epimetheus: Isn't that a part of the urinary system? Fritz: Dog name. Gino: Pizza guy. Hazen: Ick. Judd: And his brothers Clem and BillyJack. Klein: Last name. Litton: No. Mataniah: Ugly. Nedeljko: A company that makes electric needles? Pratap: You stupid Pratt App! Riordan: Nickname Rear. Severn: Severed. Tilden: Yuck. Vinko: My mother has some pretty plants called vinca vines. Wilkinson: Last name.