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I found an article on a Dutch website, with the strangest (according to the writer) baby names given to babies in the Netherlands in 2014:

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http://www.rtlnieuws.nl/nieuws/opmerkelijk/de-raarste-babynamen-van-2014-van-qut-tot-huigje

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Here are the lists: (I added some comments to explain)

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Word names:
Storm
Winter
Baas ("boss")
Staf ("staff")
Splinter
Rijk ("rich")
Piek ("peak")
Panna (a type of football/soccer played in the street)
Wijntje (lit. "little wine")
Vegas
Paris
Fyra (a type of train that turned out to be poorly made)
Mos ("moss")
Qut (sounds/looks very much like the Dutch c-word)
Mini
Maan ("moon")
IJssel (a river)
Huigje (lit. "little uvula")
Trui (jumper/sweater, though it's been a Dutch name for a long time so it really shouldn't be that weird)
Win
Wed ("bet")
Gul ("generous")
Relle (sounds very much like "riots")
Malí
Scout
Pup
Pui (house front, facade)
Maybeline
Leffe (a type of beer)
Belofte ("promise")
Jonkvrouw ("damsel")
Dagistan​

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Unpronounceable names:
Tsz
​Ghëarmiangelijanno ​
Maydiënshello
Soz
Sna’a
Haua
HayLey
Jae-Milyahni
Izdihar
Ishq
JimLordgryna
Jimmelayscha
Jho’ëynna
Chhaya
Imtithal
Cher’Li-Vaië
K-Michelle
Queenangelley
Iqlaas
Lishaentely
Dy’chagwaine
D’Viënshelly

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Famous names:
Amalia (25x)
Alexia (15x)
Ariane (11x)
Beatrix (2x)
Máxima (2x)
Friso (20x) (above 6 are all names in the Dutch royal family)
Joran (5x) (a famous Dutch criminal's name)
Xavi
Ronaldo (4x)
Epke (5x) (famous gymnast)
Berlusconi
Cleopatra

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Ultra-short names:
To
Si
Ni
Na
Li
Lo
Le
Ke
Ha
Ka

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Just special:
Lord-Seven-Angel
Sure
Skydee
Sisse
Sijgje
Shy
Saakje
Rokia
Providencia
Pytsje
Poppy-Rose
Ola
O-Jay
Nox
Noof
Nin
Masje
Kyara-Porsche
Maddox
Ebo-Jazz
Driesje
Dorusje
Djezzebel
J’Chanel
Jot
Fokje
Diamantino
Boet
Fender
Given
Nox
Justice
Yale
Felicity-Skye
Woes
Zorro

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I know, it's all horrible teenage angst.