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It's evident from these names that at this moment in time you have a portal to another world in your garden underneath the wheely bin, which may or may not still be there by tea-time.

I'd expect you to have the kids that are always perfectly dressed and styled. I'd imagine you'd go mama bear on anyone that you viewed as mistreating your kids, but you'd have a smile for everyone else. Except that hoity toity that stole your parking spot.
;)

I would assume you're from the UK and are interested in reading and literature.