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Your children will confound their kindergarten teachers and classmates when it is discovered that they play chess but have no idea what to do with tiddly winks. You'll always speak to your children on an adult level and their manners will be impeccable, not because you harp on them or are strict, but because you inspire them to follow your example. The library or book shelf is the most enticing part of your home and your children know how to properly handle vinyl and operate the turntable.

You collect amusing stuffed squirrels in glass cases and secretly harbour a longing to become an opera singer
(also, awesome names!)

You seem very well read and into a wide variety of books. Seems like the type of person who works in academia maybe something to do with history. I like Sibyl Octavia and Freda Marigold is very nice.

You're into history and mythology, you enjoy reading, you send your kids to private schools and you're a fussy eater.

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I really like Dido Winifred and Clement Ulysses, by the way!