Virgie Margie Vonda is a trip, wow. That one got a chuckle out of me. It's got nursery rhyme energy, or maybe a limerick. Something silly like:
"
Virgie Margie VondaWent to buy a Honda.
When she arrived,
Her salesperson named
Clive,
Sold her a ten-foot anaconda"
Fae Doris sounds delightful.