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And I've posted the names of football players before, names like De-Brickashaw, Barkevious, and my favorite, Haloti Ngata (pronounce it Ha-LOH-Tee NAH-Tah; isn't it fun to say?) But now I think I've seen it all.
A player, indisputably male, is named Christine Lynn Michael. Michael being his last name.

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Apparently his mother wanted a girl. Christine is pronounced Kristen, which would be ridiculous even if he was a girl.

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Is it any wonder he plays football? Thanks a lot, Mom. Now poor Anne Rice (born Howard) and Barack Obama's mother (born Stanley Ann) can know it isn't just girls who disappoint their parents.