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Re: The worst name you have seen on a real person.

by Realisticmind379

9/26/2023, 5:54 PM

That reminds me of a guy I knew from school named Charlie Brown, not even joking, and a woman my family has known for years, before I was even born probably, named Mary Poppins. But, the one that has to take the cake for unfortunate FN/LN combo was this kid named Karma Llama. I'd be lying if I said I didn't laugh along with my sister every time we would look through our elementary school yearbook as kids.

"Has the planet gone mad? My brother... passion's hostage. I seek justice! Denied. I shall not submit! I shall conquer! I shall rise! My name is Gomez Addams, and I have seen evil! I have seen horror!"

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- Manipura (glaucous) +2

9/26/2023, 7:27 PM

At least it wasn't Dolly Llama or Rhoda Llama. I think that'd be a hard surname to pair anything with (like Carmen Llama wouldn't sound better to me than Karma Llama).

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- Realisticmind379 +1

9/26/2023, 8:02 PM

Yeah, those would have certainly been bad. What makes Karma Llama unfortunate, and what made my sister and I crack up so much, was the rhyming of the two names, instead of just them being unusual and uncommon.

- Manipura (glaucous)

9/26/2023, 8:16 PM

Huh, it doesn't rhyme to me.

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