That reminds me of a guy I knew from school named
Charlie Brown, not even joking, and a woman my family has known for years, before I was even born probably, named
Mary Poppins. But, the one that has to take the cake for unfortunate FN/LN combo was this kid named
Karma Llama. I'd be lying if I said I didn't laugh along with my sister every time we would look through our elementary school yearbook as kids.
"Has the planet gone mad? My brother... passion's hostage. I seek justice! Denied. I shall not submit! I shall conquer! I shall rise! My name is Gomez Addams, and I have seen evil! I have seen horror!"