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HelpYou're a parent in the entertainment industry...
What stage name do you give your kid to maximize long term marketing potential?
(Think about what types of products you'd enjoy selling. Set yourself up for success!)
This is meant to be humorous!
(Think about what types of products you'd enjoy selling. Set yourself up for success!)
This is meant to be humorous!
This message was edited 5/15/2025, 5:19 PM
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I'd definitely try to use a lesser letter of the alphabet, like Q, U, X, or Y. That'll hook the eye. None of that common S, M, J, or D nonsense, my kid is SPECIAL.
The celebrity perfume business is also gold. Anybody who's anybody has a fragrance line, so my focus would eventually go there as a momager.
Girl: Lilyvalley Ambergris (as in the common fragrance note of lily of the valley, and whale ambergris that was once a common ingredient in many perfumes that gave the scent longevity. It's...not a pretty story how it's formed, but at least it looks like a pretty word?)
Boy: Ambroxan Hermes (synthetic ingredient in many modern fragrances, and a French luxury brand without being too obvious)
The celebrity perfume business is also gold. Anybody who's anybody has a fragrance line, so my focus would eventually go there as a momager.
Girl: Lilyvalley Ambergris (as in the common fragrance note of lily of the valley, and whale ambergris that was once a common ingredient in many perfumes that gave the scent longevity. It's...not a pretty story how it's formed, but at least it looks like a pretty word?)
Boy: Ambroxan Hermes (synthetic ingredient in many modern fragrances, and a French luxury brand without being too obvious)
I'd go for something mononymous and memorable, like Cher or Madonna.
Maybe... Chartreuse. But spell it odd - Shartrooze.
Maybe... Chartreuse. But spell it odd - Shartrooze.
F: Bijould (Bijou + bejeweled) Crystalline Roxana
M: Ursulus Max Forrester
M: Ursulus Max Forrester