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ArchivesWho's Your Patron Pagan Deity? Find Out Here! (More Funstuff)
Either I, or my esteemed colleague, PriaposLovs, shall attempt to reveal to you who your patron pagan deity may be, through the mysterious, mystical marvels of anagramming and genuine psy-chick-ness!
All you have to do, is post here your FIRST NAME and your MIDDLE NAME.
We don't need your last name, coz that's probably private and it's not the name your momma gave you, anyway. Your last name is most likely just some hand-me-down name that became yours as an unfortunate result of your having been born into a patriarchal society. (Mention that to your parents and teachers, kids!)
Just post your FIRST NAME and your MIDDLE NAME here.
Here are just a few testimonials from our satisfied customers!
"Daividh Cargill"="Daghda & Llir, Vici"
"THE Dagda (always 'The') and Llir are kickass Celtic gods. The Big Kahuna and The Head Lifeguard! I like it!" -- Daividh Cargill
"Pavlos Spiro"="Priapos Lovs"
"I love it...brings images of Priapos time-transported to Vegas, holding a Martini, all the drooling babes wondering it that's a roll of Euros behind his polyester toga!" -- Priapos Lovs
"Phyllis Faye"="I, Leafy Sylph"
(Well, when she sees it, I'll snag her testimonial, too!)
So, kids, be the first on YOUR cyber-block to find out who your patron pagan deity is! And, when you find out, be sure to tell your parents and teachers, too! :)
-- Nanaea
All you have to do, is post here your FIRST NAME and your MIDDLE NAME.
We don't need your last name, coz that's probably private and it's not the name your momma gave you, anyway. Your last name is most likely just some hand-me-down name that became yours as an unfortunate result of your having been born into a patriarchal society. (Mention that to your parents and teachers, kids!)
Just post your FIRST NAME and your MIDDLE NAME here.
Here are just a few testimonials from our satisfied customers!
"Daividh Cargill"="Daghda & Llir, Vici"
"THE Dagda (always 'The') and Llir are kickass Celtic gods. The Big Kahuna and The Head Lifeguard! I like it!" -- Daividh Cargill
"Pavlos Spiro"="Priapos Lovs"
"I love it...brings images of Priapos time-transported to Vegas, holding a Martini, all the drooling babes wondering it that's a roll of Euros behind his polyester toga!" -- Priapos Lovs
"Phyllis Faye"="I, Leafy Sylph"
(Well, when she sees it, I'll snag her testimonial, too!)
So, kids, be the first on YOUR cyber-block to find out who your patron pagan deity is! And, when you find out, be sure to tell your parents and teachers, too! :)
-- Nanaea
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