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MALE:

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Alford: An Alford plea means you acknowledge there is enough evidence to convict you beyond a reasonable doubt without your actually pleading guilty.
Bethel: Ugly sound, and anyway, since it sounds like a mix of Beth and Ethel it seems even worse on a male.
Chaparral: Even romance-novel cowboys aren't named this.
Deon: Prefer Dionne for a girl.
Epifanio: No.
Friedhelm: Has anybody even in Germany been named this in the last seven hundred years?
Gilson: No.
Hazard: Put a big warning sign on him.
Judah: Zippety Judah.
Klaus: Kind of sinister sounding.
Lisle: Icky posh way to misspell Lyle.
Massey: Very common surname around here, don't think it's attractive at all, too much like messy.
Natko: Eastern European nachos?
Pradeep: Robot noise?
Rio: Not really a name to me.
Severin: Severed.
Tiger: Silly self-important childish nickname.
Vatroslav: Klaus's and shadowy boss.
Wilkes: Not a first name.

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FEMALE:

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Alcina: Not horrible but I still don't like it.
Bonnie: Cute.
Cheryl: Not terrible.
Domina: A dominatrix.
Etana: Ugly.
Iskra: Even uglier.
Kristinka: Stinka.
Liv: Super-hipster version of Olivia?
Mehitabel: Me hit a bell.
Nausikaya: Nausea.
Paulina: Of all the paul names for girls this is the only one I like.
Romina: Ugly.
Sian: Don't care for Sean for a boy and don't like this.
Trinity: Hate it.
Višnja –see Visnja: No.
Yula: Beulah, Yula and Etheleen.
Željana: No thanks.

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