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Liam - Irish truck driver, too fat from all the pizza and Guinness
Betty - intelligent and funny
Rusty - any professional sportsman with red hair; competitive therefore
Quinn - a mighty Eskimo, strictly male
Jacob - going by Jacob? Permanently dissatisfied. Going by Jake? Cheerful and lively.
Helen - competent, unruffled and bright
Max - rather like Betty, strangely enough
Blake - no associations, sorry!
Anna - pleasant enough but unremarkable suburban housewife
Ruby - elderly, plump, talks endlessly about her wrongs at the hands of her large family
Ursula - brisk, talkative, bigoted but otherwise quite sensible
Quentin - tall, dark and handsome! No clue where that came from
Trent - a river, a cricket ground ... lovely but not human
Donovan - quiet, unremarkable, willing but lacks initiative
Pearl - pretty much like Ruby!