Isn't it nice to feel young, though, dearest Bear? ;) Better than putting you forward years and years, I would think.
Today, we'll say Artemas
Robert and
Ptolemy Claude, if it suits? Otherwise, A. R. and
Ptolemy James.
Art and Ptolly, either way.
I'm afraid people will be unable to comprehend the differences between
Artemis and Artemas, too--but more than that, actually, I suspect that eventually the unwashed masses won't remember that
Artemis is fully feminine. Blame
Eoin Colfer's
Artemis Fowl, heh.
Array (in a really silly mood today)