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[Games] Re: Cooking/Dating Show Contestants Round 1
(my ideas won't count just doing it for fun)
Hailing from London, England, this contestant was born in the first years of the 21st century. She was a self-proclaimed hairstylist/makeup artist and could've been found applying skin care lotions to the cakes served in the local nursing homes. When the elderly people ate the cake, they had certain stomach issues for a while, but she just laughed it off and moved on to cooking, instead!
FN/MN: Katie Phoebe
LN: HarrisonNext up we have a very eccentric character, certainly! Born in 1986 in Piraeus, Greece, she isn't super confident in her cooking abilities. "I came here for love, honey!" She shouted to off-screen producers. "And if I gotta whip up some eggs to find the perfect man, I'll do just that, don't mind if they're burned!"
FN/MN: Melina Nomiki
LN: PetriadesLastly for our loony, lovely ladies, is Port-au-Prince, Haiti-born 1995-er! She is glad to be here, as says her hand-written message to the directors, in which the enveloped was sealed with cheese whiz! She surely laughs at everything, even her own jokes.
FN/MN: Islande Marie
LN: SilvainNow on to our goopily, graceful gentlemen. Our first contestant was born in Yokohama, Japan, 1985. He is bases everything off of astrology, like that one time he seasoned his fish with sand because "the aligned stars can only be seen on the beach". However, he was heard talking to a goat about why he loves cooking because it rarely ever involves science. Clearly, he's never heard of food science, and if he has, contradicted opinions are this guy's thing.
FN/MN: Kenta Daisuke
LN: TatsuiThe next man was born in Rabat, Morocco (1994). He is strictly conservative, like when he mentioned to the camera crew, "Our tax dollars are going up and I'm not giving my precious money to my idiotic neighbors! Curse them for spitting out my sloppy joe custard!"
FN/MN: Mehdi Ismail
LN: AchtoukLastly for the gents, we have HIM in our kitchen! Born in Oaxaca, Mexico in the year 2002, world-renowned celebrity singer-guitarist. His charm is what got him to international televisions. During an interview, he stated that his technique is singing in the kitchen, not the shower.
FN/MN: Guillermo Aurelio
LN: Figueroa
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