Re: The worst name you have seen on a real person.
What's wrong with London? Place names are beautiful (Paris, Adelaide, Charlotte, Victoria...) And anyway, those cities are named after bearers of the name, not the other way around.
My dad told me that when he worked at a convenience store in his early 20's, an older woman requested the *freshest* pack of Marlboro cigarettes and her name was (drum roll, please) *Nutritious Love.* So he goes to get the cigarettes, peels off the label, and tells her, "These are so fresh they haven't even put the label on yet." Then as soon as she left, he just laughed with his regular customers about it.