This is my son,
Andrew IshmaelYou Say: Interesting blend of modern-popular and seldom-used biblical names.
You Think: He'll never be able to "carry"
Ishmael, even in a nursing home.
This is my daughter,
Ivy AdaminaYou Say: How old-fashioned!
You Think: aha, I've caught you, trying to follow trends and be original at the same time! A floral is still a floral, no matter its individual popularity.
This is my daughter,
Rosemary LouisaYou Say: oh how pretty, I love the name
Louisa!
You Think: Forty-y/o real estate agent with a bad dye job.