As threatened.
Adrian
Angus: I like this only on a bun topped with cheese and bacon and all the trimmings.
Brock: choking on broccoli.
Brody
Connor
Cyrus
Dean
Ethan
Edgar: it's just a very creepy sond, like a hit man who dissolves bodies in tubs of acid while twirling his mustache and charming the ladies with his accordion playing.
Felix: Edgar's silly, grinning, fussy assistant
Garth: like throwing up
Gideon
Harvey
Ian: just a whine.
Julian
Jamie
Keith
Kyler
Leon
Liam
Matthew: the Sarah of boys' names
Martin: No real idea why, but it seems to me I've run across too many "gay best friends" named Martin in books, all of whom seem to be caterers or interior decorators and very Mary Sue-ish.
Neil
Oliver: it slithers in my mouth like liver.
Otis
Percy
Ralph: goes double if somebody insists on saying it Rafe; triple if that person is American.
Ryan
Seth
Scott
Tyler
Tucker
Tanner
Virgil
Wendell
Xander