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I found this in the archives and wanted to bring it back.
Name:
1 - A badly spelled version of your real name
2 - A name from the top 20 of last year
http://www.behindthename.com/top/lists/united-states/2015 (or 2016 when it comes out)
3 - The name of a well-known celebrity, with a filler middle name
4 - Any name, with the same initials as your real name
5 - Use BTN's randon name generator, with "kreatyve" names
http://www.behindthename.com/random/random.php?number=2&gender=both&surname=&all=no&usage_kk=1
6 - Use BTN's random name generator, with "hippy" names
http://www.behindthename.com/random/random.php?number=2&gender=both&surname=&all=no&usage_hippy=1
Age:
1 - 18
2 - 21
3 - 15
4 - 28
5 - 25
6 - Don't want to say
Relationship status:
1 - Married
2 - Divorced
3 - Single and living with parents/family
4 - Single
5 - In a relationship
6 - It's complicated
Number of children:
1 - 5
2 - 3
3 - 6
4 - 4
5 - 7
6 - 11
You are expecting:
1 - a girl
2 - boy/girl twins
3 - a boy
4 - identical twin boys
5 - The Chosen One
6 - fraternal twin girls
For each child, roll for naming options - you can choose gender.
1 - Use BTN's random name generator with 'history' option
http://www.behindthename.com/random/random.php?number=2&gender=both&surname=&all=no&usage_hist=1
2 - Your choice!
3 - Use a name from this page
http://nameberry.com/lists/category/cool-names
4 - Use BTN's random name generator with 'literature' option
http://www.behindthename.com/random/random.php?number=2&gender=both&surname=&all=no&usage_lite=1
5 - Creative/unusual spelling of a name in the top 50
http://www.behindthename.com/top/lists/united-states/2015
6 - Name from below the top 1000 from either of these pages
http://nameberry.com/blog/unusual-girls-names-hidden-treasures-below-the-top-1000
http://nameberry.com/blog/unusual-names-for-boys-below-the-top-1000
When Yellë defeated Ambartur, it seemed the world was going to end...
Name:
1 - A badly spelled version of your real name
2 - A name from the top 20 of last year
http://www.behindthename.com/top/lists/united-states/2015 (or 2016 when it comes out)
3 - The name of a well-known celebrity, with a filler middle name
4 - Any name, with the same initials as your real name
5 - Use BTN's randon name generator, with "kreatyve" names
http://www.behindthename.com/random/random.php?number=2&gender=both&surname=&all=no&usage_kk=1
6 - Use BTN's random name generator, with "hippy" names
http://www.behindthename.com/random/random.php?number=2&gender=both&surname=&all=no&usage_hippy=1
Age:
1 - 18
2 - 21
3 - 15
4 - 28
5 - 25
6 - Don't want to say
Relationship status:
1 - Married
2 - Divorced
3 - Single and living with parents/family
4 - Single
5 - In a relationship
6 - It's complicated
Number of children:
1 - 5
2 - 3
3 - 6
4 - 4
5 - 7
6 - 11
You are expecting:
1 - a girl
2 - boy/girl twins
3 - a boy
4 - identical twin boys
5 - The Chosen One
6 - fraternal twin girls
For each child, roll for naming options - you can choose gender.
1 - Use BTN's random name generator with 'history' option
http://www.behindthename.com/random/random.php?number=2&gender=both&surname=&all=no&usage_hist=1
2 - Your choice!
3 - Use a name from this page
http://nameberry.com/lists/category/cool-names
4 - Use BTN's random name generator with 'literature' option
http://www.behindthename.com/random/random.php?number=2&gender=both&surname=&all=no&usage_lite=1
5 - Creative/unusual spelling of a name in the top 50
http://www.behindthename.com/top/lists/united-states/2015
6 - Name from below the top 1000 from either of these pages
http://nameberry.com/blog/unusual-girls-names-hidden-treasures-below-the-top-1000
http://nameberry.com/blog/unusual-names-for-boys-below-the-top-1000
When Yellë defeated Ambartur, it seemed the world was going to end...
This message was edited 4/22/2017, 9:41 AM
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I found this in the archives and wanted to bring it back.
Name: Meryl Jane
Age: 21
Relationship status: It's complicated
Number of children: 6 (!)
Expecting: a boy
DD1 [6]: Guinevere Julitta "Guin"
DD2/DS1/DS2 [5]: Leila Fantine / Aramis Jak / Felix Leo
DD3 [3]: Lucinda Mariamne "Lucy"
DS3 [1.5]: Abram Arthur
DS4 [exp]: Linus Dashiell OR Tristan Frank
Name: Meryl Jane
Age: 21
Relationship status: It's complicated
Number of children: 6 (!)
Expecting: a boy
DD1 [6]: Guinevere Julitta "Guin"
DD2/DS1/DS2 [5]: Leila Fantine / Aramis Jak / Felix Leo
DD3 [3]: Lucinda Mariamne "Lucy"
DS3 [1.5]: Abram Arthur
DS4 [exp]: Linus Dashiell OR Tristan Frank
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Name: Angelina Grace "Angie"
Age: Don't want to say
Relationship status: In a relationship
Children: 3
Expecting: boy/girl twins
DS/DD: Oliver Fabian "Ollie" / Ophelia Vivian "Fifi"
DD: Olympia Allyson "Pia"
DS/DD: Owain Cyprian / Odette Morgan "Ettie"
Age: Don't want to say
Relationship status: In a relationship
Children: 3
Expecting: boy/girl twins
DS/DD: Oliver Fabian "Ollie" / Ophelia Vivian "Fifi"
DD: Olympia Allyson "Pia"
DS/DD: Owain Cyprian / Odette Morgan "Ettie"
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Ariana Rose Grande (18)
In a complicated relationship
Expecting identical twin boys
DD: Pocahontas Sofiyya
DD: Vivien Mignon "Vivi"
DD: Cyra Luna
DD: Demetria Danae
DD: Morgen Calista
DD: Scheherazade Mariamne
DD: Kristiana Kamyyla
DS: Cebestien Channing
DD: Everild Eponine
DS: Hector Hendrix
DS: Charlemagne Cassius
In a complicated relationship
Expecting identical twin boys
DD: Pocahontas Sofiyya
DD: Vivien Mignon "Vivi"
DD: Cyra Luna
DD: Demetria Danae
DD: Morgen Calista
DD: Scheherazade Mariamne
DD: Kristiana Kamyyla
DS: Cebestien Channing
DD: Everild Eponine
DS: Hector Hendrix
DS: Charlemagne Cassius
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Hi!!!!!!!!! My name is Clara Poppy and I am 25 with 6 children. I am currently with my boyfriend whose name is Fern Mark. So the names of our children:
D: Morgen Armide
S: Jake Jamie
D: Alice Alodia
D: Millie Titania
S: Aladdin Merlin
D: Birdie Cressida
We are expecting another girl and we have some ideas for names, we will use one as a first name and one as a middle name:
Savannah, Kate, Emily, Olivia, Iman, Blaze, Skye, Jessamine, Sophie, Julitta
D: Morgen Armide
S: Jake Jamie
D: Alice Alodia
D: Millie Titania
S: Aladdin Merlin
D: Birdie Cressida
We are expecting another girl and we have some ideas for names, we will use one as a first name and one as a middle name:
Savannah, Kate, Emily, Olivia, Iman, Blaze, Skye, Jessamine, Sophie, Julitta
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helo i am jazsperr and i am 28 an married i got six chilren an im pregerant wit my 7th, a lil boye
DS: walganus atticus (12)
DS: draven branch (10)
DS: artaxerxes wenceslaus (7)
DD/DS: nélida nestan-darejan / zayrdyn jaiymes (5)
DD: uahliyiah paizzleigh (3)
DS: lazarus ward (exp)
(THIS MADE ME LAUGH TOO HARD)
DS: walganus atticus (12)
DS: draven branch (10)
DS: artaxerxes wenceslaus (7)
DD/DS: nélida nestan-darejan / zayrdyn jaiymes (5)
DD: uahliyiah paizzleigh (3)
DS: lazarus ward (exp)
(THIS MADE ME LAUGH TOO HARD)
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My shot!
hi my name is Amméliah Marinara and im prangent
im 15 and dating my teacher
he has 3 bbs + 1 from moi
me: Amméliah Marinara (15)
teach: Pietro Pito Pedo Puto (27)
bb1: Gahariet Sheherazade Malvolio Esmeralda (7)
bb2/3: Amminnah Dannyel / Enobarbus Cyrano Cosette (4)
bb3: Jaydunn Skarlotte Brucklynne (2)
imma call my next bby Gemma Mariana Elena Mia Melody
AN: This is riddled with Gemmaverse references (Marinara and Pito, anyone?), which you can figure out on badepisodescreencaps.tumblr.com
hi my name is Amméliah Marinara and im prangent
im 15 and dating my teacher
he has 3 bbs + 1 from moi
me: Amméliah Marinara (15)
teach: Pietro Pito Pedo Puto (27)
bb1: Gahariet Sheherazade Malvolio Esmeralda (7)
bb2/3: Amminnah Dannyel / Enobarbus Cyrano Cosette (4)
bb3: Jaydunn Skarlotte Brucklynne (2)
imma call my next bby Gemma Mariana Elena Mia Melody
AN: This is riddled with Gemmaverse references (Marinara and Pito, anyone?), which you can figure out on badepisodescreencaps.tumblr.com
This message was edited 4/22/2017, 9:51 AM
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Pietro Pito Pedo Puto killed me LMAO. As did Anfernee on your other one oh my god
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I had to do it again.
hOI!!!!! Im ~~~~~~~~aMiNa~~~~~~~~!!!1!1 Iim 25 but soOOOOOOOO mature!!!!!1!!!! hehe 4ever young amirite
Im PRegananant with TwiN boiz!!!!!1 yaya my relationship is just liek in TwiLITE
i hav alredy:
Lylly Coral Adellle Fleur
Attila Macbeth Odysseus Piers
Lestat Quintilian Annamay Beck
Aragorn Trajan Zoroaster Elljaa
Evalynn Hermia Oddree Livius
Darcy Guenevere Elrond Viabū
4 next Bby I hav LISt of Name I LOVE LOVE LOVE
Alexdre
Merlin
Troche
JayKKKub
Anfernee
JaXxXon
Salamander
Caligula
hOI!!!!! Im ~~~~~~~~aMiNa~~~~~~~~!!!1!1 Iim 25 but soOOOOOOOO mature!!!!!1!!!! hehe 4ever young amirite
Im PRegananant with TwiN boiz!!!!!1 yaya my relationship is just liek in TwiLITE
i hav alredy:
Lylly Coral Adellle Fleur
Attila Macbeth Odysseus Piers
Lestat Quintilian Annamay Beck
Aragorn Trajan Zoroaster Elljaa
Evalynn Hermia Oddree Livius
Darcy Guenevere Elrond Viabū
4 next Bby I hav LISt of Name I LOVE LOVE LOVE
Alexdre
Merlin
Troche
JayKKKub
Anfernee
JaXxXon
Salamander
Caligula
This message was edited 4/22/2017, 10:22 AM
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Hi y'all; my name is Miilley Krystalle and I am so excited to share my family with you.
I am 25 and although single now, have 7 gorgeous babies! Here are there names:
Rudolph Bravery [8]
D'Artagnan Kaylub [6]
Odette Kateri [5]
Esmerelda Morgaine [4]
Tiger Zev & Ptolemy Beck [22mo]
Octavia Phoenix [6mo]
In five months we will welcome another baby girl to our brood, her name is going to be:
Cressida Clayr
I am 25 and although single now, have 7 gorgeous babies! Here are there names:
Rudolph Bravery [8]
D'Artagnan Kaylub [6]
Odette Kateri [5]
Esmerelda Morgaine [4]
Tiger Zev & Ptolemy Beck [22mo]
Octavia Phoenix [6mo]
In five months we will welcome another baby girl to our brood, her name is going to be:
Cressida Clayr
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Hiiiiii, y'alllllll! Mah name iz Psteoffynnyee Clayurr, and I'm 21 and happily married with six beautiful kids, whose name are listed below. Oh, and I'm also expecting two more--fraternal twin girls!
DD1: Cicely Anabel
DS1: Jewelyun Kaylubb
DD2: Vicktooryah Faythe
DS2: Phineas Augustine
DS3: Nickolaws Jaymez
DD3: Cyra Pocahontas
DD4 & DD5: Wreighlee Skarrlotte & Raiychyll Sy’Vannah
DD1: Cicely Anabel
DS1: Jewelyun Kaylubb
DD2: Vicktooryah Faythe
DS2: Phineas Augustine
DS3: Nickolaws Jaymez
DD3: Cyra Pocahontas
DD4 & DD5: Wreighlee Skarrlotte & Raiychyll Sy’Vannah
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I am 21 and in a relationship. I have 4 children and am expecting boy/girl twins.
Mom: Alyzibith Makchil
Dad: Moss Rabbitride
Child #1: Hector Haidee (boy)
Child #2: Erie James (girl)
Child #3: Britton December (girl)
Child #4: Bruklyn Sofya (girl)
Child #5: Ives Cajetan (boy)
Child #6: Harlem Fleur (girl)
This was really fun!
Mom: Alyzibith Makchil
Dad: Moss Rabbitride
Child #1: Hector Haidee (boy)
Child #2: Erie James (girl)
Child #3: Britton December (girl)
Child #4: Bruklyn Sofya (girl)
Child #5: Ives Cajetan (boy)
Child #6: Harlem Fleur (girl)
This was really fun!
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Hi, my name's Serenity. I'm 25 and engaged to my fiance Jaymz. We have four kids, can you believe that! And now I'm expecting twins! Crazy, lol!
Our eldest is called Hendrix Zeus Attila, we wanted something cool, lol :). Our oldest daughter is called Yzabel'la Emmylou Makeda. We liked Isabella, but we thought the spelling was boring. Our younger daughter is named Lakelyn Haidee Olyvyah. We made Lakelyn up, and Olyvyah is a cooler form of Olivia, rofl xD xD. We picked Haidee because we like Hailee, but Jaymz's sister already has a daughter called Hayleah (pron. Hailee). Our youngest is named Alekxzander Jaxzon Artaxerxes. I think x and z are so cool :D
For our twins, we're thinking Draven Xzavier (pron. ex-zavier) Messiah for the boy, and Sailor Florida Rogue for the girl!
WDYT? Nice comments only! We're 99% set on these names and probably won't change them.
:D
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Euuughh... I hate myself for that. Final family:
Mum: Serenity
Dad: Jaymz
DS: Hendrix Zeus Attila
DD: Yzabel'la Emmylou Makeda
DD: Lakelyn Haidee Olyvyah
DS: Alekxzander Jaxzon Artaxerxes
DS/DD: Draven Xzavier Messiah / Sailor Florida Rogue
Our eldest is called Hendrix Zeus Attila, we wanted something cool, lol :). Our oldest daughter is called Yzabel'la Emmylou Makeda. We liked Isabella, but we thought the spelling was boring. Our younger daughter is named Lakelyn Haidee Olyvyah. We made Lakelyn up, and Olyvyah is a cooler form of Olivia, rofl xD xD. We picked Haidee because we like Hailee, but Jaymz's sister already has a daughter called Hayleah (pron. Hailee). Our youngest is named Alekxzander Jaxzon Artaxerxes. I think x and z are so cool :D
For our twins, we're thinking Draven Xzavier (pron. ex-zavier) Messiah for the boy, and Sailor Florida Rogue for the girl!
WDYT? Nice comments only! We're 99% set on these names and probably won't change them.
:D
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Euuughh... I hate myself for that. Final family:
Mum: Serenity
Dad: Jaymz
DS: Hendrix Zeus Attila
DD: Yzabel'la Emmylou Makeda
DD: Lakelyn Haidee Olyvyah
DS: Alekxzander Jaxzon Artaxerxes
DS/DD: Draven Xzavier Messiah / Sailor Florida Rogue
This message was edited 4/22/2017, 5:26 AM
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My name is Evelyn Grace and I'm 15 years old and I have the most fantastic boyfriend ever! I am a mother of four, well, technically three of them are my boyfriends children from a previous relationship, but I see them as my own. I am also pregnant with a baby girl!
SD: Cailee Izabellah (8)
SS: Jaedin Alexzander (6)
SD: Zavanah Coralie (4)
DS: Wilder Atticus (8 months)
DD: Makeda Marlo (expecting)
SD: Cailee Izabellah (8)
SS: Jaedin Alexzander (6)
SD: Zavanah Coralie (4)
DS: Wilder Atticus (8 months)
DD: Makeda Marlo (expecting)
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How did you access the archives?
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My name is Amy Maya. I am 21 and I'm divorced (lol). I have 4 children (what?) and I am expecting boy/girl twins (crazy) with my boyfriend. My eldest child is a girl named Birdie Eleanor, and my middle children are twin boys. One of their names is Theo Gray, and the other one's name is Timur Tully. My youngest's (but she won't be after the twins are born) name is Petra Lucy. The baby girl I am expecting is going to be named Almira Paris and her twin is going to be named Urban Gall.
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My name is Klowee Izabylle. I'm 25 & divorced with 4 kids, and I'm currently expecting a son.
S 06: Turner Truman
D 05: Clementine Agnes
D 03: Zowee Panelapee
S 02: Ash Beckett
(LOL)
S 06: Turner Truman
D 05: Clementine Agnes
D 03: Zowee Panelapee
S 02: Ash Beckett
(LOL)
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