[Opinions] influencer baby names
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Like Higuma, I have actually thought about this quite a bit.
I think I would hands down go with Foxglove and Snowdrop, regardless of gender. I would never have such bravery in real life.
As a second idea: I think something super pretentious like Brontë & Austen would be excellent as well.
I think I would hands down go with Foxglove and Snowdrop, regardless of gender. I would never have such bravery in real life.
As a second idea: I think something super pretentious like Brontë & Austen would be excellent as well.
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What a fun question!
Masculine:
Dior, Corvin, Harper, Arrow, Cereus, Maddox, Aventurine, Ashby, Harlem, Jett, Peregrine, Crimson, Windsor, Seraphim, Dresden, Tallis, Cartier, Leviticus, Talbot, Navarone,
Feminine:
Coriander, Sequoia, November, Azure, Katrielle, Ithaca, Velvet, Cayenne, Solaris, Reverie, Matisse, Elysium, Saffron, Holland, Juneau, Cashmere, January, Ivah, Venetia, Tesla.
Masculine:
Dior, Corvin, Harper, Arrow, Cereus, Maddox, Aventurine, Ashby, Harlem, Jett, Peregrine, Crimson, Windsor, Seraphim, Dresden, Tallis, Cartier, Leviticus, Talbot, Navarone,
Feminine:
Coriander, Sequoia, November, Azure, Katrielle, Ithaca, Velvet, Cayenne, Solaris, Reverie, Matisse, Elysium, Saffron, Holland, Juneau, Cashmere, January, Ivah, Venetia, Tesla.
I knew a boy named Zealand. It suited him very well. Sunday is actually nice too!
I've always liked the names December and Raine. Also Wednesday.
I've always liked the names December and Raine. Also Wednesday.
These names are really a lot of fun to play with.
I might use:
Kismet
Chalice
Reverie
Sparrow
Runa
I went through a massive "artist surname" phase in my very early 20s that would work great here:
Haring
O'Keefe
Kahlo
Cezanne
Truitt
Carrington
Rossetti
Goya
Millais
Sandys
I also like very Catholic names that are so obscure they become hip:
Bosco
Goretti
Cloud
Zelie
Kolbe
Quitterie
Malo
Rosary
Ecclesia
Last but not least, I've often been enamored with the idea of naming children after perfumes, because that's superbly tacky and there's a perfume that shares MY name, and I'm all about tradition. But I haven't come across any perfumes that would do the trick, other than Shalimar. If anyone has any ideas, I'd love to hear them.
I might use:
Kismet
Chalice
Reverie
Sparrow
Runa
I went through a massive "artist surname" phase in my very early 20s that would work great here:
Haring
O'Keefe
Kahlo
Cezanne
Truitt
Carrington
Rossetti
Goya
Millais
Sandys
I also like very Catholic names that are so obscure they become hip:
Bosco
Goretti
Cloud
Zelie
Kolbe
Quitterie
Malo
Rosary
Ecclesia
Last but not least, I've often been enamored with the idea of naming children after perfumes, because that's superbly tacky and there's a perfume that shares MY name, and I'm all about tradition. But I haven't come across any perfumes that would do the trick, other than Shalimar. If anyone has any ideas, I'd love to hear them.
Female:
Serendipity; Sundae; Lavender-Rose
Cinderella; Marina; Thorn
Crystal; Eclipsa; Witchazel
Kirrin; Lorielle; Luna Rose
Misty River; Valentine
Wednesday; Winter
Male:
Bramble; Lancelot; Anubis
Aquarius; Abacus; Canyon
Comet; Harvest; Heliodore
Quince; Barley
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If I had a boy and a girl: Thorn and Bramble
If I had two girls: Witch Hazel and Poison Ivy
If I had two boys: Lancelot and Robin Hood
lmfao
Serendipity; Sundae; Lavender-Rose
Cinderella; Marina; Thorn
Crystal; Eclipsa; Witchazel
Kirrin; Lorielle; Luna Rose
Misty River; Valentine
Wednesday; Winter
Male:
Bramble; Lancelot; Anubis
Aquarius; Abacus; Canyon
Comet; Harvest; Heliodore
Quince; Barley
---
If I had a boy and a girl: Thorn and Bramble
If I had two girls: Witch Hazel and Poison Ivy
If I had two boys: Lancelot and Robin Hood
lmfao
I misread Bramble as "Rambler" and thought "wow that's actually really cute". Like couldn't you just see an influencer kid named Rambler?
I can actually, and it will be better than most lol
If I had absolutely NO shame whatsoever and was tacky as heck, which is the name of the game in influencerdom, I'd probably name my son something like Rolex, or a daughter Prada. Might net an extra buck every time their name is mentioned.
But I'd have to practically sell my soul to the corporate shrine and I would never do that, especially at children's expense.
In all seriousness though, I'd probably go with Tiara or Bliss for a girl, and Beau or Stone for a boy.
But I'd have to practically sell my soul to the corporate shrine and I would never do that, especially at children's expense.
In all seriousness though, I'd probably go with Tiara or Bliss for a girl, and Beau or Stone for a boy.
Ukrayina / Ukraina / Ukraine. I love my country :)
I also love Zhytomyr as name but it is city now.
I mentioned in polls before, Liberation. Zvilnennya in Ukrainian.
I also love Zhytomyr as name but it is city now.
I mentioned in polls before, Liberation. Zvilnennya in Ukrainian.
Personally, I would go with Sunday River and Lake Louise after the ski resorts, because I feel like that's what a rich influencer would do. Plus, Sunday, River and Lake are already trendy.
other ones:
Victorius, Oleander, Azure, July, Jupiter, Thor, Victory, Arcangelo
Halo, Reverie, Story, Blossom, Spring, Holland, Azula, Copelyn, Ever, Rainy, Prairie, Sephora, Starlie, Arizona, Violin
other ones:
Victorius, Oleander, Azure, July, Jupiter, Thor, Victory, Arcangelo
Halo, Reverie, Story, Blossom, Spring, Holland, Azula, Copelyn, Ever, Rainy, Prairie, Sephora, Starlie, Arizona, Violin
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Oh gosh I have endless ideas for this prompt. Tbh I enjoy this name style and think it's just fine to name your kids like this.
English, boys w/ word names: Castle, Dolphin, Mercury, Wave
English, girls w/ word names: Lupine, Laysan, Silver, Epiphany
Spanish, boys: Delfín, Amador, Serafín, Romero
Spanish, girls: Almendra, Maracuyá, Pluma, Lirio, Colibrí, Piedra
French, 1 boy/3 girls: Ange, Louve, Opale, Pensée
English, aggressively classical, boys: Peleg, Timoleon, Geronimo
ENglish, aggressively classical, girls: Tomyris, Callirhoë, Thekla
English, pretentious/outré, 2 boys, 2 girls: Jellico, Melville, Dymphna, Bix
English, boy/girl w/ nicknames: Independence, Mountain ("Indie & Monty or Rocky")
Most unexpected, boy/girl: Melquíades, Zamzam
English, boys w/ word names: Castle, Dolphin, Mercury, Wave
English, girls w/ word names: Lupine, Laysan, Silver, Epiphany
Spanish, boys: Delfín, Amador, Serafín, Romero
Spanish, girls: Almendra, Maracuyá, Pluma, Lirio, Colibrí, Piedra
French, 1 boy/3 girls: Ange, Louve, Opale, Pensée
English, aggressively classical, boys: Peleg, Timoleon, Geronimo
ENglish, aggressively classical, girls: Tomyris, Callirhoë, Thekla
English, pretentious/outré, 2 boys, 2 girls: Jellico, Melville, Dymphna, Bix
English, boy/girl w/ nicknames: Independence, Mountain ("Indie & Monty or Rocky")
Most unexpected, boy/girl: Melquíades, Zamzam
Someone else who likes Callirhoë! I think it's beautiful.
Sunrise. I love the name and I am so surprised it has only been given to 6 babies since 1950! I wish it would be common. I would give that to a girl. For a boy I may choose a city name or a country name.