I found an article on a
Dutch website, with the strangest (according to the writer) baby names given to babies in the Netherlands in 2014:
http://www.rtlnieuws.nl/nieuws/opmerkelijk/de-raarste-babynamen-van-2014-van-qut-tot-huigje
Here are the lists: (I added some comments to explain)
Word names:Storm WinterBaas ("boss")
Staf ("staff")
Splinter
Rijk ("rich")
Piek ("peak")
Panna (a type of football/soccer played in the street)
Wijntje (lit. "little wine")
Vegas
ParisFyra (a type of train that turned out to be poorly made)
Mos ("moss")
Qut (sounds/looks very much like the
Dutch c-word)
Mini
Maan ("moon")
IJssel (a river)
Huigje (lit. "little uvula")
Trui (jumper/sweater, though it's been a
Dutch name for a long time so it really shouldn't be that weird)
Win
Wed ("bet")
Gul ("generous")
Relle (sounds very much like "riots")
Malí Scout Pup
Pui (house front, facade)
Maybeline
Leffe (a type of beer)
Belofte ("promise")
Jonkvrouw ("damsel")
Dagistan
Unpronounceable names:Tsz
Ghëarmiangelijanno
Maydiënshello
Soz
Sna’a
Haua
HayLeyJae-Milyahni
Izdihar Ishq
JimLordgryna
Jimmelayscha
Jho’ëynna
Chhaya
Imtithal
Cher’Li-Vaië
K-Michelle
Queenangelley
Iqlaas
Lishaentely
Dy’chagwaine
D’Viënshelly
Famous names:
Amalia (25x)
Alexia (15x)
Ariane (11x)
Beatrix (2x)
Máxima (2x)
Friso (20x) (above 6 are all names in the
Dutch royal family)
Joran (5x) (a famous
Dutch criminal's name)
XaviRonaldo (4x)
Epke (5x) (famous gymnast)
Berlusconi
Cleopatra
Ultra-short names:To
Si
Ni
Na
Li Lo
Le
Ke
Ha
Ka
Just special:Lord-Seven-Angel
Sure
Skydee
Sisse
Sijgje
Shy
Saakje
Rokia
Providencia
Pytsje
Poppy-Rose
Ola O-Jay
Nox
Noof
Nin
Masje
Kyara-Porsche
MaddoxEbo-Jazz
Driesje
Dorusje
Djezzebel
J’Chanel
Jot
Fokje
Diamantino
Boet
Fender
Given
Nox
JusticeYale Felicity-Skye
Woes
Zorro
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I know, it's all horrible teenage angst.