Wynn Douglas --
He's only 1200 tickets from the arcade machines!
Tacker -- Tacky Tacker, Tacker the Hacker... poor kid.
Sevrin
Jacob -- Is this some sort of crude reference to his bris?
Beykmm Kruz -- His FN was the first coo he let out; it's so we'd always have the memory!
Baylor
Wyatt -- But what if he goes to SMU?
Obama Itte A. -- Future member of
Young America's Foundation
Christ McKay -- Quite a lot to live up to.
Martial Phoenix -- No, he's still not a badass. Sorry.
Me'Syah Shyheim -- I had to say this one out loud before I laughed.
Castle Waters -- Wouldn't "Moat" have been just the same?
Jerney A'Yonna -- Journey to Yonder
Mackenzie James -- Eliminating the need for a sex change if Miss Androgyny needs one
EverSkii Chanell
Marie Ranae -- Product placement much?
Madison Virginia -- Someone's gonna
LOVE U.S. History!
Kanin
Elaine -- [WHACK] "What're you doing?!" "I'm Kanin'
Elaine."
Analy O. -- Hello, Social Services? I'd like to report a case of cruel and unusual punishment.
Heavenly Whisper -- Ooh, did the voices give you this one?
Sparkles Anayia -- Dancing on a pole
Winter Lily -- Usually they don't grow in the winter
Xavier BamBam -- Would it be too predictable if your sister was Pebbles?
Oval -- His head turned out this way because of the forceps, and we couldn't think of anything else!
Rogue
Levi -- You're asking for it
Anykin
Blake -- Not just Anykin, it's a special kind!
Kansas -- *sigh* After Tennessee and Missouri, I should have expected this.
Cliff,
Clyde and
Cleo [triplet girls] -- No, we TOTALLY didn't expect two boys and a girl!
Rowan Grier --
Brooke Shields... we worship you... [insert genuflecting]
Egypt
Silver -- Legend has it she's buried with Tutunkhamun