Susan: the proverbial 50s/60s name, nearly equivalent to
Jane Doe
Maisie: infantile, insubstantial, vacuous, grating
Ada: the name chosen by parents who think they're eccentric/posh because they're not using
AvaOphelia: the name chosen by parents who want everyone to know they've read and love Shakespeare
Margaret: so sedate as to be lifeless; why not opt for the zestier
Marguerite,
Margalit, or
Margareta?