GIRLS
Chandler Elise -- after "Friends," it's hard to see
Chandler on a girl. Good job balancing it out.
Arly Rogue -- hardly a rogue? that's a good thing.
Eternity
Antoinette -- "Let them eat cake" shall never die
Lane LeeAnn -- I find it funny that in ten letters, they only used four.
Savannah Eden --
Marcia Cross much?
Rheal -- actually, this isn't.
Whisper -- watch as she's the loud obnoxious kid in the class.
Lyryk Nalai
Rose -- It's
Lyric, no lie,
Rose.
Storm Raven -- someone majored in creative writing in college...
Edward -- [shrivels into corner]
Cricket Cantrell -- Cricket can't tell her parents are crazy
BOYS
Mikko Rc -- [chokes trying to pronounce middle name]
Ian Oriol -- and brother
Liam Ospre
Spicer
Douglas James -- he's the guy who shakes pepper on your salad at
Olive Garden
Keno
Dwayne -- sounds like an old-time saloon name
Ransom
Aidan -- for twenty thousand dollars
Suneast Andreou -- he'll be so far ahead in kindergarten, already knowing where the sun comes up!
Adonis Aleczander -- aw, man. take a mythology name and add a weirdo faux-Russian transliteration... come on, mom and dad!
Rabi Ely -- I'll laugh if this kid is actually Jewish.