For years, whenever I herd of someone getting a dog, and its name wasn't Bailey or Tucker or Sadie or Lily, I was surprised.
My mother and stepfather adopted a golden-doodle last year; his name's Ernie, but they didn't name him that, he was already named when he arrived.
Let's see;
Boris (cuddly bear-like dog name?)
Monster (ironic!)
Ringo?
Fast Eddie?
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes!
Steve Martin