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I could write TONS of names I don't care for...

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Addison - sounds like "add a son".
Ann - this has to be the most BORING name ever. Even Anna or Anne are better.
Ashley - sounds like "ashtray" and is also very close to the Swedish word for a**
Attracta - "a tractor".
Bambi - tacky.
Bertha - so darn ugly.
Brandee/ Brandy - tacky. Rhymes with something nasty.
Brenda - simply unattractive.
Camilla - for personal reasons.
Carson - on both girls and boys. Sounds like s/he was born in a car.
Chavonne/ Shavonne - butchering of an otherwise rather nice name.
Cricket - like being named Bug.
Crystal/ Krystle - sounds like an old woman with blue hair and a little pink poodle.
Destinee/ Destiny - simply tacky.
Erin - one of those names that sound like throwing up.
Heather - I don't like the "th" sound, plus at least in Sweden it's said that if you have heather in your house, someone will die. And it sounds like "heathen".
Heaven/ Heavenleigh - *puke*
Jerusha - sounds like sneezing. And means "property". Who wants to be someone's property?
Jessica - wheezy, hissing brat name.
Jordan - don't like it for men either, but on a girl it's so harsh...
Kendall - "Ken doll".
Krysta - that's what they shout to ladies in Sweden who give birth. It's like "Push! Push!"
Lana - read it backwards.
Lynn - so boring and unattractive.
Logan - too masculine.
Mackenzie - too masculine and surname-y.
Madison - sounds like "mad is son".
McKayla - why can't people just spell it Michaela?
Misty - fits a horse. I think it means something like "horse manure" in German, too.
Nevaeh - well...
Payton - especially on a girl. Sounds kind of aggressive. "Pay, Ton!"
Precious and Princess - ewww, sickly sweet!
Trinity - or even worse, Trinadee. Über-religious.
Tyra - name of my grandmother's horrible step mother.
Ulla - or even worse, Ullabella. Ugliest Swedish name there is. Rolls in your mouth in a horrible way.

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Adolf - well, duh.
Ash - grey sandy stuff from a stove? The rest of a cremation? You want to name your child after that?
Ashton - a ton of ash.
Barney - Rubbles.
Bart - rhymes with fart.
Beavis - and Butthead.
Brayden - it's so darn, darn ugly. It sounds like puking. BTW, I can't stand any of those -en names. Caden, Jayden, etc.
Brock - horrible, horrible, horrible. Sounds like the Swedish word for "hernia". Let's hope there are no kids called Brock O'Lee.
Burt - sounds like a burp.
Chase - just makes me think of a poor kid being chased by bullies during lunch break.
Clay - something grey and slippery and gooey...
Cody/ Coty - I don't know why, I just find them unattractive.
Cole - I know it's spelled "coal", but all I can think of is a black lump.
Cutter - someone who cuts herself to get rid of anguish.
Damian/ Damien/ Damon - creepy.
Delbert - the archetypal nerd name.
Dwayne - sounds like a spiral feather going "dwayyne, dwayyne".
Fabio - big, dumb model.
Horton - Horton's Headache.
Hunter - too aggressive. Same with Colt, Dillinger, Gunner, etc.
Irving - earwig.
Jax - sounds like a brand of...I don't know, laxatives?
Jay - just J? Just one letter?
Joshua - the sound when you flush the toilet.
Kyle - sounds kind of slimy.
Lance - typical "tacky romance novel name".
Larry - can you imagine this on a child?
Leif - typical "middle aged Swedish guy".
Marvin - I don't know why, but for some reason it makes me think of someone who's a bit retarded (no harm intended).
Mortimer - because of its meaning, I think of polluted seas.
Neo - a prefix, not a name.
Reagan - not exactly my favorite politician.
Track, Trig and Trip - three stupid, ugly hillbillies chewing tobacco and supporting NRA.