I can respect your opinion even though you said it like a disrespectful teenager. When it comes to pets I always pick human names that I think should be pet names, such as:
ClaraEllieGertrudeLucilleLizziePaigeWillowBorisSawyerChase (Obviously, because humans don't usually make chasing things an incredibly large part of their lives)
TheoGeorgeRickyEtc.
But if someone asked, not for an opinion on a name but for a middle name idea, and I thought it was more a name for a pet rather than a human, I would probably keep that to myself. But thanks for sharing I guess.