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So, I started watching this reality dating show called "Farmer Wants A Wife". It is exactly what it sounds like, four farmers date different women to see which one they would like to marry one day. It's basically "The Bachelor" for red staters, but it's wholesome and it's keeping my mind off of other things right now, so I'm enjoying it. Anyway, here are the names of the female contestants. Tell me what you think of them.
Ashley
Brittany
Cassidy Jo
DeVonne
Emma
Erica
Hayley
Jessica
Jordan
Julia
Khelsi
Kiersten
Kylie
Lily
McKenzie
Meghan
Nicole
Porschia
Rebecca
Sara
Sarah
Shartaysia
Sloan
Stephanie
Sydney
Zoe
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Ashley
Brittany
Cassidy Jo
DeVonne
Emma
Erica
Hayley
Jessica
Jordan
Julia
Khelsi
Kiersten
Kylie
Lily
McKenzie
Meghan
Nicole
Porschia
Rebecca
Sara
Sarah
Shartaysia
Sloan
Stephanie
Sydney
Zoe
Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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I like..
Brittany
Cassidy
Erica
Jessica
Julia
Rebecca
Sarah
Stephanie
Brittany
Cassidy
Erica
Jessica
Julia
Rebecca
Sarah
Stephanie
Cassidy Jo is the best fit to the theme.
Hard to say. We have the same show sometimes on South African tv, and I ignore it: a gay friend and farmer used to fantasise joyfully about a follow-up called Farmer Wants A Husband, and I can think about little else. So, then, the names. Pretty production-line stuff: I like Zoe, Stephanie, Rebecca, Jessica; I dislike Sydney, Sloan, Porschia (!), McKenzie, Kiersten, Jordan, DeVonne and Cassidy Jo. The rest are just there. I do find Meghan and Nicole rather surprising, but of course one doesn't know their ages.
The only one that stand out to me is Shartaysia. Unfortunately it stands out for the exact wrong reason, and that's to the slang "shart" which is well, a fart that comes along with an unexpected extra something. lol