Some comments:
Romann Cress - The -ann part doesn't change the fact that they named their
daughter Roman. And Cress makes me think of watercress so the name brings to mind a sandwich component from a part of Italy.
Sabre
Meadow - How nature-y: A sword and and grassy/flowery field. :-/
Miraculas
Hope - A kre8tyv spelling of "miraculous" or is it prn. meer-ah-CUE-las (meer-ah-CLUE-less?)
Joy Songcloud - A little on the hippy-ish side for me but not horrible
Glory Alinda - At least it's not all one name: Glorialinda :b
Dream True
Leigh - :-/
Envy
Aaliyah - Why do they envy
Aaliyah? She passed away (the singer). :(
Chevelle Madisen-Faye - Chevelle is the name of a hard rock band.
Airiss Skhye Iyanna - Wow, bad spelling abounds.
Sellecka
Hope - After the car (Celica) or are they big
Tom Selleck fans? :b
Mesyah
Imani - Messiah?!
August Rain - could definitely be worse, but being from FL this just makes me think of humidity
Galaxy Garcia - wow
Anime - A play on
Annie Mae? Probably not.
Blueberry
Madonna - Hahaha, Bluebell
Madonna is much better. Never thought I'd say that!
Krystal Sno White - :-/
Masquerade
Angel - What will they call her, Maskie? This is bad.
Pocahontas Mary - And her sister
Cleopatra Jane.
Pomegranite - Not a fruit I'd want to be named after.
Rainbow Rain - How redundant
Storm Piper - One who pipes in a storm?
Tangerine - Yet another fruit I wouldn't want to be named after, but still a bit better than Pomegranite.
Olive Mae - Nice!
Astrid - Nice
Clementine Holiday -
Clementine is lovely but Holiday, not so much
Memphis
Jewel - A precious gem from Tennessee
Britian
Mae - Misspellings are my pet peeve but esp. this sort: Is it Britain misspelled or are they going to call her brit-ee-an?
Olympia Katherine - cool
Lily Wild - Mn is a little over the top for me, but I'll admit it's kinda cool
Meadow Gabrielly - What's with all the Meadows? And Gabrielly is silly (and makes me think of Cinder-elly).
Auguest
King - Aw, your guest is a king. :(
Calendar
James - Well, at least they can call him
CalOreo
Lee Fell Mondragon - Not good!
Rice - I hope this is prn. like
Reese, otherwise, his name is just an endless joke. :-/
Thunder Hawk - Sounds like a cartoon character
Trinity Wulf - Wow (and not in a good way)
Canaan Lemuel - definitely have seen worse (mostly today)
Golden Iziah - Golden, as in Retriever? And that's a horrible spelling of
IsaiahRolex Rah'Qwan - wow :(
Evangelist
Isaiah Dave - Please tell me they'll call him
Isaiah (and it's spelled right!)
Moonish
Mark - That
Mark, he's so moonish. What does that mean?!
Chancellor
Isaiah - Wow, lots of Isaiahs with titles for fn's
Kestitus Biskis - ?
I became exhausted and ran out of things to say.
Disclaimer: I'm not making fun of the children, just the crazy parents. ;)