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As I have been killed by these wretched names and am now a ghost who will haunt the families, I will now give my ghostly opinions on these ghastly names.

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BOYS
Captain James - T. Kirk, over whom the kindergarten girls swoon.
Isis Moon - What is 'is moon?
Chaos Chastner - Reads science text books for fun.
Dreamer Caskey - Dreams of caskets? Wha...?
Echo Emile - Could you repeat that?
Pagan - Is a devout Catholic
Noah Elliot Chewbacca - MWAAAAA! (that was my best Chewie growl)
Angel Gabriel and Heaven Emmanuel - Were arrested for disturbing the peace
Essence Demitrius - A new perfume
Haven Le'Blessing - No, I seriously don't think it is a blessing
Major Gray - Could not get into the army
Storm Aidan - Hides under the bed when it so much as rains
State James - Isn't that a square in Monopoly?
Xavier Onyx - Oh, I read that as Caviar with an X. Oops!

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GIRLS
Angel Honey - Seriously cuts down the pet names she could have. If her mum called her Honey, she would think she's in trouble!
Amarige Dallas - She's a ridge over Dallas?
Sachet Reddy - Another perfume, but a red one that stains your neck when you put it on.
Memphis Rylee - Stay in Memphis, Rylee
Princess Nangely - Princess Gangly? I dunno, whatever floats your boat...
Strawberry Thomas - HE IS SO ADORABLE! Oh, wait... SHE?
Apryl Dawn - Apron Dawn? I need new glasses, I guess...
Cyan Alexandria - Sighin' Alexandria
Scout Bella - Reminds me of a disease...
Londyn Rose - This rose has some thorns
Chrysanthemun Rose - Only if she was doomed to stay in a garden for the rest of her life
Friday - Was born on Wednesday
Stormy Nevaeh - Since when was Heaven stormy?
Blu Skye - *sings some LeAnn Rimes* "Blue-u-u-u-uuuuh..."
Saylor Faith - You must have faith to sail with her.
O'Klyn Bailey - O'what?
Playcie Joyce Marie - A playground?
Love’ - It could be worse... I'm not sure how, but it could.
Sonora Nevada - Scratch that last comment. I just found worse, and from the looks of the rest, it ain't lookin' much better.
Wesleigh Ruth - My mother's name has been desecrated
Aryan Justice - Dude, I see no justice here...
Sway Jadeene - She's a little tipsy and swaying
Princess Gwendalyn & Precious Kay - Are still waiting for Prince Charming, but he was horrified with their names so much, he died, just like Cora did. So sad...
Rosebud Chastity Breeze - Rosebud is what you call skunks. Sorry.
Minnie Mae Murray - I know a Minnie Mae. I have always despised that horrid combo.
Pagan Bubbles Blossom - Another devout Catholic
Porsche Mercedes - Drives everyone crazy
Timber Dawn - A timber wolf howls at dawn
Whisper - doesn't hear very well
Wrigley Ryan - Isn't that a kind of chewing gum? Or maybe some worms?

This message was edited 5/3/2008, 2:43 PM