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Here's a list of names that just scream Douche to my ears

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Arthur (eye roll)
Alexander (daddy's little man, huh)
Adrian (tries to be above it all, really isn't.)
Elijah (thinks he's better than Eli)
Benedict (Cos he hates being called Ben)
Christian (looking at you, Mr Grey)
Demetrius (4 syllables of d bag)
Darius (conqueror of what?)
Fabian (always wears scarves even when its warm)
Randolph (the ph ruins it)
August (grr)
Nathaniel, Archibald, Julian , Robin (trust fund much?)
John Mark (had to make it a double thing)
Cassius (do I need to say it)
Edmund, Edwin (you know you're just going to be another 'Eddie' , huh?)
Fletcher (you're the worst)
Wilfred, Wilbur, Wilson (you know you're just going to be another 'Will', 'Willie', huh?)