GIRLS
Harper Marietta -
Harper's a boys name
Oprea
Gray - someone couldn't spell opera?
Destiny Star - stripper name
Karma Saniya - she could join
Destiny Star on stage
Kolby Lynn - can't stand
Kolby...
Colbie
Rae - ... no matter how you spell it
London Amore
London MonroeLondon ElizabethLondon's a bad name no matter what's the mn
Jeilexandria Angielicya -
An angel in Jail? Huh?
Pryncess Nechole - aka
Princess Illiterate
Dakoda
Anne Joy SerenityTrevae
ElizabethBeautiful
DiamondShiloh Kaydence
King Berle
AnnetteHorrible bunch of names (and Beautiful
Diamond could join the other strippers)
Cheyenne AutumnCheyenne RainCherokee Sun Saada
Look like either wall colours or cars.
Parker Lynn - It's a bad day when
Parker on a girl seems fine compared to the rest *sighs*
Nayvee
Mae - just lame
Harper Jae - see above
Heaven NevaehHeaven LeighHeaven LeeHeavenlee
JoyceJust lame (and
Heaven Nevaeh is worst)
Queen Mecca
Queen IsisQueen EbonyTrashy is the worst way.
Christian AnnaMorning
StarTimber
BaileyPrincess Diamonds
Princess Emereld
Princess SummerPrincess TristinLady Cannon
Lady
DianaLady
FaithLady christian
Lords
LovePrincess PreciousPrincess Melrose
Haven Lea Lakota
Marie Either terribly lame or best on a horse.
Africa Jaquan - gets to be a rapper
Unique Maria - she'll be sooo uneek, don't you think?
Saige
Simon -
Simone would have been better
Phoenix Tamara - not a fan of
PhoenixPhoenix Camille - as above
Magnolia Elizabeth - okay
Brooke Anthoni - at least they could've spelled
Anthony right
Rowan Willowmay - horrible
Malayan ZaiEran A'Aleece - atrocity of the day
Levada
Lynn - misspelled
Nevada?
Sawyer Marie - nms
BOYS
Zion Benaiah Koen - exaggerated religious
Tiger ArlenTiger JavierLord
DavidLord
Isaaclame name's strike again
Christian Storme - not my favourite but not horrible
Christian Hunter - as above
Bailey Christopher - I actually like this one
Saige
Rylan - nmsaa
Sky Chandler - nmsaa
Basil Ibn - What happened to the mn? It looks like it lost vowels on the way
River AllenRiver Knight
River Jace
River AustinRiver's boring IMO but with Knight it's ridiculous
King WarrenKing SolomonKing Marvelous
King JohnKing IsraelKing WillieKing's as bad as
Queen and most of the mns don't make it better (
King Solomon or
King Marvelous *hits her head on the keyboard in despair*)
Denver Ross - will become a cowboy
Heavenly - On a boy?
Come on, that ridiculous.
Osiris Adonay - exaggerated again
Osiris Lee - a bit better
Sidney James - fine
Rhapsody Kahlan - terrible
London OrionLondon JacobParis JamesI'm not a huge fan of place names.
Johnston
Andrew - okay
Lennox Cale - okay
Thor Gerant - I actually think
Thor is an interesting name
TWINS
Aqua
Marianna and Atchison Bluenyte [girl/boy] - I guess we all know the parents' favourite colour *sighs again*
SIBSETS
Kinley
Breann and
Baylee Grace - Kre8tivity strikes again :-(