These are names I hate* seeing on real people, because they bore me:
MatthewSteven,
SteveRyanMike,
MichaelThomasChristopherDavid,
DaveBrandon,
Brendan,
BradChadKeithTimJeremyJoshuaKyleJasonBrianIanKevin
NicoleBrendaElizabethHaileySarahAndreaJennaCaitlyn et al
HannahAshleyBrittanyDanielleKristen,
ChristineLindseyAllisonNatalieBrandyLeslie
*Hate is too strong though really, for what I feel. It's more like "deep disappointment". I don't know if I've even actually HATED a name. Like kill-it-with-fire hate. Except the nickname I used to get as a kid - Krissie. What a stupid, ugly name.
Chrissie and
Chrissy at least have a sort of "hilariously dumb sexpot" charm to them. Krissie is awful.