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Hennessy Mosher-Goodwin: I can just imagine this brain storming. Two parents were drunk when choosing a name and/or drunk when they were getting knocked up. They though Hennessy was cute, and reminisce of the conception. Blech.
Skeeter Edward -You know, those m'skeeter's don't get enough attention. They need someone to be named after them.
Timberlan -Lets name the kid after our shoes. Sounds perfect. Not.

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Most of those names were so terrible that I couldn't even comment on all of them. Really, I am beginning to think that humanity is making a sharp downspiral towards illiteracy, egocentricity, and plain stupidity.
The only names I consider usable on the correct gender are(my likes have an asterisk):

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Paul*
Lee
Dominic
Alexander*
Heath*
Allan
Adonai
Emery*
Jordan
Arthur
Cruz
Floyd
Joseph
Dane
Thor
Mikel
Dana
Liam*
Reed
Marcus
Caius*
James*
Aubrey
Gabriel*
Joshua*
Bradley
Douglas
Matthew
Edward*
Ethan
Allen
Lynn
John
Maxwell
Andrew
Tracy
Avery*
Dillon
Norman
Thomas
Samson
Levi
Julian
Marie
Astrid*
Kieran*
Margaret*
Hannah
Maria
Starla
Evangeline
Rhys*
Philomena
Hayden*
Athena
Marie
Victoria
Claire
August
Ruth
Eve
Isabelle*
Ava*
Ingrid*
Sue
Edna
Greta*
Bella
Ashton
Catherine*
Liv*
Eleanore*
Connor
Morgan*
Jean
Bonnie
Ann
Renae
Logan
Nicole
Ryan
Aidan
Lynn
Honorah*
Elizabeth*
Kay
Ekaterina
Michelle
Emily*
Jess
Christian
Leigh
Jo
Hildegard
Karis
Lillian*
Anne
Stephanie
Grace
Jessica
Maisie
Anna
Rachel
Avery*
Rowan*
Frances
Rose

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and that is being lenient!